Did You Know? January 12, 1737 John Hancock (statesman) was born. Hancock's bold signature on the Declaration of Independence dwarfed the signatures of the other signers. Legend says that Hancock wanted the king of England
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Did You Know? January 12, 1737 John Hancock (statesman) was born. Hancock's bold signature on the Declaration of Independence dwarfed the signatures of the other signers. Legend says that Hancock wanted the king of England
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Subject: Road Safety
I had a flat tire yesterday, so I got out of the car and opened the trunk.
I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of
my car facing oncoming traffic.
They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!
They are exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.
Cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike
men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.
Traffic starts backing up. Everybody is honking their horns and waving
like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.
'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tire,' I said calmly.
'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'
I couldn't believe that he didn't know.. So I told him,
'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'
The Window Through Which We Look
A young couple moved into a new neighborhood
The next morning while they were eating breakfast,
The young woman saw her neighbor hanging the wash outside.
'That laundry is not very clean,' she said.
'She doesn't know how to wash correctly.
Perhaps she needs better laundry soap.'
Her husband looked on, but remained silent.
Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry,
The young woman would make the same comments.
About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a
Nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband:
'Look, she has learned how to wash correctly.
I wonder who taught her this.'
The husband said, 'I got up early this morning and
Cleaned our windows.'
And so it is with life. What we see when watching others
Depends on the window through which we look
and if you find the time please visit my Pinguins Bjarne with Lio
Daddy Dewdrop.. 'Chick A Boom'
Last night I had a crazy dream
About a chick in a black bikini
Oh, she looked so good
She couldn't be real
She must be a magic genie
But then she disappeared around the corner
All I saw were three doors
And the top of her bikini
I made it through the first door
There was a party going on
I asked about the chick
But what they said was freaky
Chick-a-boom-
Don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-
Don't you jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-
Don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-
I found the bottom half
Behind the second door
Which took me to Africa I presume
This really far out cat
Was screaming half crazy
"Bomp boom a loo bom a long bam boo"
I said, hey man
Cut that jive
And tell me where the chick went
But he looked at me
As pleased as could be
And said these words
But I wonder what he meant
Chick-a-boom-
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't you jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-
Aaaah, don't ya jes' love it
Mmm-hum, don't ya jes' love it
Don't ya love it, don't ya love it
Oh yeah, don't ya love it
Don't ya jes' love it now
I opened the third door and there she was
And she whispered so sexy, hello-ooh
I tried to do the same
And impress her with my style
But why I said this
I'll never know
Chick-a-boom-
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't you jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-
Don't ya know I'll
Chick-a-boom-
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't you jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-
Chick-a-boom-
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't you jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-
and if you find the time come and visit my Pinguins Bjarne mit Lio
LADIES!!!
Remember...a layer of dust protects the Wood beneath it.
'A house becomes a home when you can write 'I love you' on the furniture .'
I used to spend at least 8 hours every weekend making sure things were just perfect - 'in case someone came over'
Finally I realized one day that no-one came over; they were all out living life and having fun!
NOW, when people visit, I don't have to explain the 'condition' of my home
They are more interested in hearing about the things I've been doing while I was away living life and having fun.
If you haven't figured this out yet, please heed this advice.
Life is short. Enjoy it!
Dust if you must .......
but wouldn't it be better to paint a picture or write a letter, bake cookies or a cake and lick the spoon or plant a seed,
ponder the difference between want and need?
Dust if you must, but there's not much time . . . .
with beer to drink , rivers to swim and mountains to climb , music to hear and books to read, friends to cherish and life to lead.
but the world's out there with the sun in your eyes, the wind in your hair, a flutter of snow, a shower of rain. This day will not come around, again.
Dust if you must , but bear in mind, old age will come and it's not kind.. . .
And when you go - and go you must - you, yourself will make more dust!
Share this with all the wonderful women in your life.
I JUST DID.
It's not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived.
| Gesendet: 23.11.2005 15:06 |
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This is awesome!! When the tree comes up.....click on a flower, close that one and click on another. I wish I could just put it on my wall and click it when I needed to.
Click link below..
Scripture Tree
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The thin one leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!'
'You're on!' said the other old lady, holding up a $10 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,
completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.
'I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement.
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE
BORN IN THE
1930's 1940's, 50's, 60's and
early 70's !
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos.